Bubba Ho-Tep |
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The King of Rock vs. The King of the Dead
Drunken
Master
JM didn’t really throw any deterrents at me with his verbal review nor
did he throw any teasers that made me want to see this immediately
either. However since JM saw a movie I originally suggested I’m not
gonna let that assfuck get his review up first because I still state
that Bruce Campbell is the BEST B actor to grace our planet ever, and I
mean ever. His portrayal of Elvis as a broken hip retirement home
living crazy man is ungodlike….no wait it is godlike. And if there is a
bigger fan out there of Ossie Davis besides me, lets have a gloves
thrown down death match because he’s been in about everything that means
nothing. However his bit roles in Joe vs. the Volcano and his ringside
assistant in Gladiator strike me as his best roles. If Elvis were alive
today (he is, I’ve seen him too) he would applaud this movie as
greatness that it is. From the man who made the original Phantasm
brings us Bubba – Hotep. Fuck I can’t wait till this comes out on DVD
so I can get the same viewing satisfaction of repeat playing like that
from Army of Darkness. |