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Rating Scale = 1-10 Points. 10 is the best score. RETIRED Buzz is no longer a contributing factor except guest appearances at Malls and Book signing events.
Rating Scale = 0-4
Like Coors Lite, Jurassic Mark is also pure and born in the
mountains. He keeps himself chaste by drinking only rain water and
grain alcohol. JM is the only critic at Movie Pit with any
showbiz experience. He is that actor whose name you can't recall who
starred in that movie with that other guy who was in JFK.
Rating Scale = 1-24 Drunken Master's column:
Rating Scale = A-F Grade (Editor's Note -- He's the hostess with the mostess.) Here is what RC spends his time doing. (instead of reviewing films)
Randolph Carter's column here at the Movie Pit
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Stars. 4 is the maximum rating.
(Editor's Note -- JM is known to spout homemade poetry instead of
reviewing a film, from time to time.)
Beers. 1 is the high mark. The more
beer you have to drink to get through the film, the worse the film must
be. (Editor's Note -- This allows DM to go where no one else dares
to go.) 
