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It doesn't matter if you're not perfect. You will be
SCORE: 4
A movie that's less
than a hour and a half long that rocks! If my wife would let me, I
would bring home my very own personal Katie Holmes. I'd stroke her and
pet her and make sure she gets fed and fresh water. I'd take her on
moonlit walks while quoting poetry and then I'd fluff her pillow to make
sure she was all nice and comfy while she sleeps. Can I just come
right out and say that she's hot....I mean like a 2000 acre wildfire in
California....wait, Maybe she's the reason these fires started. I'm
not talking Arson, but if she was wearing the right clothing and walking
next to a dry patch of grass and the sun hit her checks just right I'm
pretty sure that something catastrophic could happen. The planets
could come into alignment and I might develop a conscious, dogs and cats
would mate with each other and Ahnold would fulfill his destiny as
preseen in Demolition Man. Seriously let's go ahead and pass the
constitution amendment so he can run for president. Nostradamous
surely predicted this somewhere in his works because some writer fool
put it in a Stallone Movie......that's like another sign of the
apocalypse or something. Seriously why can't some foreign bastard or
bitch run for president, we give them fucking visas every other fucking
day? Why not let them take completely over that way the true American
way will become Sheba's will? Or Buddha, or Satan, or whatever.....why
do we even have a government....personally I want to go back into the
trees and the caves in the hills and fling poo at my neighbors. Oh
yeah, Cyclops takes on John Connor in a throw down to end all throw
downs and the beauty of Dawson's Creek is the savior. This has nothing
to do with the movie and I'm not really in the caring mood to really
care. You want someone to take responsibilities for their reviews and
how the public views them.....fuck you. If your kids go on a shooting
spree and blame it on Grand Theft Auto then I'm all for the death
penalty for the Parents.....We gotta clean up the gene pool someplace
and your inherit stupidity was passed on to your next of kin which I'm
all for putting a bullet in their head......Give me the gun and have
them kneel before me, problem solved. No heart, No Conscious. Now
write the letter. (Tim Roths Character in "The Musketeer") |
Beers