The ultimate catch has met
his match.
Drunken
Master
SCORE: 5Beers
If there is any man
that DrunkenMaster would let stick his hog into his rectal area it would
be Ewen McGreggor. Renee Zellweger is okay but she has to keep her hog
away from my ass. I really want to give this movie a higher rating,
and for good reasons:
1. Good Plot
2. Great cast
3. Great Tempo
4. Great sets
5. Great acting
6. Did I say that McGreggor can stick his hog in my rectal area?
As you can see this
movie has a lot going for it, and I suppose depending on you mood this
could conceivably be a 1 beer movie. Point to note this is a big time
date movie, the chemistry between the leads was obvious. The plot gets
completely explained in the last fifteen minutes of the movie if you
weren't able to follow it all the way through. Set in the early sixties
in New York, the director and crew did a fantastic job making the
cityscape and filming locals look like it was yesterday. The dialog is
quick, witty and full of sexual innuendo which is about all Ghost Dog
can muster. A Maine small time girl writes a book that attempts to give
women back the power over men, and get them into the workplace as equals
to men. A womanizer who happens to be a talented writer at a men's
magazine is tapped to right a story about her but is too busy nailing
every hot stewardess that happens to be on layover. When the Maine
girl shoots him down he plots to crush her by revealing her roots and
showing her for who he thinks she really is. But as date movies tend
to go......you get the drift. I would describe it more but if you
haven't seen it yet I would ruin some of the better parts of the movie. |