This isn't the movies anymore.
Drunken
Master
SCORE: 18 Beers
There is a reason Austin O’Brien has not been seen in
anything resembling a major motion picture since this Mega Bomb was
released on unprepared audiences in the year of 1993. Ten years ago they
launched a rocket as media hype for this god-awful nuclear strike from
Hollywood that I honestly believe began the breakdown of the major
Motion picture megabombs. After this film was released no theatre could
hold it’s head high and not feel some shame in it’s money making
schemes. This was the Waterworld before it was even a wet dream! (Sorry
for the bad pun) The only saving grace of this movie was that it was an
action movie and that Bridgette Wilson had a bit part. I could attempt
to describe the so-called plot of this movie, however in my drunken
state I think I would massacre it’s intentions and make it sound worse
than it really was. And if DM gives a movie an 18, do you really want to
sit through it?
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