Better Off Dead...

 


Teenage life has never been darker...or funnier...

Drunken Master

SCORE:  5 Beers

     "It's a damn shame when someone throws away  a perfectly good white boy like that."  "Do you know what the street value of this mountain is" "This is Howard Cosell."  "The language lessons of love."  "I didn't ask for a dime......Two Dollars......cash."  Better off dead written by Savage Steve Holland is a righteous eighties flick.   At the beginning of John Cusack's film career, he was a player.  Oh the eighties brought us such joy, and of course fashion trauma.  However this was a flick that gave TV frozen dinners a good name, that and wives who can't cook.  But....as it stands........"EVERYBODY WANTS SOME,..........I WANT SOME TOO!"  Being Drunken Master sometimes has it's flaws.....well not really.  Being drunk gives me the excuse of beating the shit out of a friend and saying "oops".  Umm, this is another review where I really don't review the movie but just kind of ramble from subject to subject.  "and look.......Peru."