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May the best moves
win.
Drunken
Master
SCORE: 5
Beers
I swear I've reviewed this flick before, however it ain't
on the page, therefore is open season for the grand DM. Do you dig
seeing a bunch of tight butt early twenties/late teens actresses shake
their thangs, doing the whole cheerleading scene apparent. Fuck that
shit. This is a dream fuck shit. I remember in high school
where the untouchables were the hired help. They knew everyone but
only knew the privileged few really new them. I was one of the
outside misfits due to the fact that I almost made the gymnastics team
cept for a fucking bum shoulder. This rendered me to band fag, or
whatever is the equivalent to your school/year. Needless to say I am
complaining more about reality than I am about this movie. This
dooty has one of the best fart scenes in modern history, catch it quick
cause it skips free quickly, "Missy's the Poo, So take a big wiff", good
line but also could fit in for one of my turds. Knock your silly ass
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