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Drunken
Master
SCORE: 3Beers
French movies usually and almost always make me want to grab a bucket
and heave the contents of my stomach into it. The sad clown of life…….What
the fuck is it with French people? Can they not make a happy movie for
one god damn instance? Oh and don’t get me started on their hygiene….Froggies
don’t use soap. THE FRENCH SUCK ASS! Or they ASS SUCK, either way they
should be forced to watch every single bad Jerry Lewis movie………wait,
maybe that’s why they ASS SUCK so much. It’s watching lame ass Jerry
Lewis movies over and over. My god that’s it….I’ve had an
epiphany! The frogs are so mentally deluded with the grandeur of Jerry
Lewis that they don’t understand their own Shit reeks. You know, you
would think a country that wouldn’t exist if not for the rest of the
world, would be a little more thankful and might show a little more
respect towards the greater countries that allowed it to continue to
exist. Would the world be a better place without the Froggies….Well we
wouldn’t have to suffer through long ass “Symbolic Sad Clown of Life”
movies anymore. That for me is a good reason to strap a grenade on the
Frenchie’s leaders and use them as cannon fodder for whomever is the
ass of the moment….Because whoever that would be could surely kick the
french’s ass any day of the week. They’d all be indoors catching the
Jerry Lewis Marathon.
Oh the movie was pretty fucking cool. Check out the American Indian
dude who’s actually from Hawaii.
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