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Escape or Die Frying.
Drunken
Master
SCORE: 8
Beers
Marginal
Normally the sound
of Minnie Driver's voice get's my rocket doing it't test launch, however
seeing a voice over in the form of a chicken didn't quite do it for me.
Why you ask, and I couldn't answer why, cept the fact that chicken love is
a taboo of mine. This movie is not quite in gear with what I was
hoping......I hear all of this hoopla about a flick with cool play-doh
anime and a story and I get pummeled with candy-ass-wannabe Great Escape
flick. Word to the wise, NEVER EVER FUCKING REMAKE A FUCKING CLASSIC, by
doing a preschool play-doh revision of such, it will only irritate Drunken
Master. Does my review of this movie review the movie, fuck you. |