The Faculty


Six students are about to find out their teachers really are from another planet.


Drunken Master

SCORE: 4 Beers

Just about any movie with Famke Jennson in it is cool by me, but put her in a tight red dress and let her have an 
attitude......Mmmmmmm, now that's good watchin'. Frodo, what the fuck is he doing here with alien fishhead infected whackos? Head Cheerleader needs a good spanking, I'm the man....I'm the man. "I'm incognito" yeah, I wish I could say that every day at work. "No more Flogging the Bishop". Shit man, if my old man told me that, I'd be blowing my wad in his face while he slept in defiance THAT night. However I'd be thinking about the head cheerleader while I did it. She supposedly is a soap queen person or something, you see I wouldn't know this, because I am out earning a living while you inject yourselves into a "Dream world" with characters that have about as much depth as my toilet after a night of heavy drinking and I just finish my morning 'tinkle'. Which on some days is actually quite deep but can I ramble or what......What movie am I reviewing?......Oh shit, "Let him Tweek".