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If loyalties must be broken, If the lines must be crossed, do it fast, do it Furious.
SCORE: 5
The only reason that one would want to see The Fast and the Furious is to take in the racing action and check out the tasty babes. Turn off brain watch shinny things, be entertained. The only problem with the attempt that I made was that there was about an hour to hour and a half of DEAD time. I don't care about the life and times of pond scum. The story and acting in this film are brutal. This is a seriously shitty movie. The whole 5 points of my score involves the mindless antics (cars and women) that I did enjoy. See this at your own risk. On the other hand my time wasn't totally wasted because while watching The Fast and the Furious. During one of Vin Diesel's great speeches about winning, I realized that Vin Diesel is in fact a prophet. At that point I had a vision. The god of Movie Pit (Alex Chiu) came to me and told me that soon Vin Diesel will renounce his acting career and become his prophet. When he does this he will take a new name and from that point forward will be known as Muad' Diesel. Muad' Diesel will usher in a new age as detailed on the Lord Alex Chiu's website. From this point forward it is my sworn duty to uphold and defend the honor of Muad' Diesel. Your either with him or against him. If you are lukewarm he will spew you out of his mouth.
Muad' Diesel
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