Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Who Is Lara Croft?

Drunken Master

SCORE: 4 Beers

I went into this movie expecting to get pummeled with Batman Returns like dialog, however came away only slightly scathed. If you liked the video game, then the movie will more than likely appeal to you. It's got some kick ass sets, music, gravity defying breasts....Hell the breasts have their own gravitational pull by themselves. As far as acting goes, with two Oscar winners on the cast, you really don't get much. But if you chant "It's a video game" enough, you'll get plenty for your moneys worth. In my personal opinion, Angelina Jolie is Lara Croft, but then how hard is it to play the role of a game character.