Miss Congeniality

Unpolished. Unkempt. Unleashed. Undercover.

Drunken Master

SCORE: 7 Beers

Gee, this movie is not just unbelievable, it's just silly. One of the lines of this movie is so fucking stolen from Erin Brockovich and who knows what else. You'll know it when you hear it, and if you don't.....get off this website cause you offend me. As hard as anyone tries, it seems really difficult to make a Hollywood beauty unattractive or ugly. They tried in Mary Reilly to make Julia Roberts ugly, they tried in She's all that with Rachel Leigh Cook, and they tried in Matchmaker with...Well ok she's not that hot. Point being though, that Sandra Bullock.....no mater how she eats, how many knots in her hair, shit drooling off her chin, would stop me from committing every sin known to mankind with her. I ramble, but with truth......You could really see the end of this movie coming on really early in the movie, like about the first time you see the adult Sandra Bullock. So I'll leave it at that.