Starship Troopers

Prepare for Battle

Drunken Master

SCORE: 2 Beers

I must admit the first time I saw this movie, it was on the harsh side. But as Drunken Master presides over hell, alcohol and cheesy entertainment go hand in hand. This movie rocks, it's logic can be applied to any level of today's society and have some functionality. No I'm not crazy, just fucking drunk. For Instance, "You sign form 1248 and take a walk down washout lane, do you get me?" This is the most insightful self help piece of information that has ever entered the mainstream of thought in years. Don't ask me what it means, "Belch", I'm drunk. It's a fact of life, the facts of life. You take the good you take the bad it's the...................I ramble on ramble on!!!

Jurassic Mark

SCORE: 3 Stars 

If you don't like this movie, you might as well head down "washout lane." This is a guilty pleasure. I have to admit I like the dreamlike gory battle sequences.

Darth Buzz

SCORE: 8

Action... Sci-Fi... lots of bugs... lots of violence... a little T&A thrown in for good measure...  did I like this film?  HELL YES!!!

Wooo Hooo!

"I GET YOU SIR!"