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Are You Unbreakable?
Jurassic
Mark
SCORE: 3½
Stars
The screenplay for Unbreakable is like the opposite of a
Michael Crichton novel. You know those Crichton novels like Sphere and
Congo where the author begins with a great setup and then digs himself
into a literary hole where nothing short of a miraculous climax can save
the book.
Unbreakable, on the other hand, takes it's time setting up its premise and
then delivers with what has to be the best ending of its kind since 1978's
Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Lots of comparisons can be made between M. Night Shyamalan's previous film
The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. Both are arguably better the second time
you see it. You'll want to know if the director ever "cheated" on the
conclusion. You'll also want to check for little clues that you might have
missed.
Unbreakable is not a perfect picture but it is an imaginative one. It's
also technically solid and delivers good performances from Samuel L.
Jackson, Bruce Willis, Robin Wright and Spencer Treat Clark (who has the
unfortunate task of playing a boy in a film by the same maker who directed
a similarly aged Haley Joel Osment).
A film critic once said that a good action picture has three good scenes
and no bad ones. Unbreakable has more than three good scenes, no bad ones,
and a hell of an ending.
Drunken
Master
SCORE: 10
Beers
Hammered, that is what I am right now. however I will tr
to write a review of the movie UNBREAKABLE. Could I really recall what
the fuck I watched, or was what I observed a visual deception of
reality. I'm a normal fucking human, I have a super power....It's follow
a fucking janitorial worker home only to surprise the audience that he's
a fucked up serial killer. Excuse me, but I think I could come up with a
more creative fucking bad guy, who's only fucking reason for being in
this movie is a faint plot support. Ok.ok.ok.ok, They Fuck you in the
drive through.........FUCK THIS MOVIE WAS LAME. Yes I passed over the
huge dramatic plot development of all characters. LAME! If I watch a two
hour flick, I want t feel more than the need to take a nap. I could go
off on a comic book tangent, but comic books have fucking plots that are
entertaining. This movie just dragged a fucking dead duck around the
block that kept squeaking and squeaking. FOUR LETTERS
....L...A....M...E....
I see dead people, please, people that were entertained by this shaite. |